versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

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youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

(Source: stevenstelfox)

tags: This is so cute omg +

virginitity:

girlintoomanyfandoms:

and my personal favorites

(Source: supagirl)

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

(Source: buzzfeed)

bananasandguavas:

Time waits for no one.

celtyspoon:

ultimate babe

(Source: centaurium)

thecutestofthecute:

This has been a baby Ocelittle appreciation post. You’re welcome.

He told me
he was afraid of
commitment
with thirteen
tattoos
on his body.

Michelle K., Commitment. (via michellekpoems)

man this still gets me

(via theboyiswild)

rainbowpotatopony:

10 points to Gryffindor

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7)

"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"

(Source: prenderghosts)

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses